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There are too many Dicks in the world today. Dicks on their cellphones, Dicks on the road, Dicks in the office, Dicks at the store, the list goes on. Whether it’s due to the weak economy, political unrest, the rise of electronic communication or the deterioration of the family unit, the world is overrun with Dicks. And it must stop. Enter the Etiquette Ninjas. Trained in the ancient art of Ninjutsu and a general disdain for all things Dick, the Etiquette Ninjas have made it their mission to bring back a sense of civility to the world. One Dick at a time....